I see all those years of being kicked in the balls are beginning to show Ell, as for the fish\'s eyes, well I reckon the answer is simpler still.
the poor wretched creature is suffering the double whammy of not only being caught by a self professed sunderland \'enthusiast\' but having the ignomy of being photographed in the process heaped on top.
Imagne the humilating shame of it. I can only hope you put it out of its misery, as if you let it go and its mates get to hear about it, it\'ll be forced to take up turnip farming in belgium to escape the ridicule