demolition time on the tyne

[jonny_mc]

roll on sunday!! C\'mon the TOON!
Couldnt get a ticket, was a sell out by 1:30pm the same day they went on sale-not surprised like!

Geordies WILL WIN!

Black and White Delight!



.......ha\'way wheres is the critisism

 

[Davyred]

Saw the head;ine and thought they were knocking the Tyne bridge down!!

Glad they\'re not, as you lot wouldn\'t have anything to jump off after the match

 

[jonny_mc]

HaHaHa dont be daft ha\'way just think of the CORRECT result, in your head, therefore you wont be dissapointed on sunday when safc (pardon my language tony )get BEAT!!, think positive think TOON

[Edited on 18/10/2005 by jonny_mc]

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

Hey Jonnie.

Will you trashing the Bigg Market again (as usual after these games!!)

 

[STEVO]

A blind man enters a Makem pub by mistake. He finds his way to the bar and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the landlord, \"Hey, do you want to hear a joke about the Makems ?\"

The pub falls absolutely quiet. The lad next to him says...

\"Before yer tell us yer joke our boy, there\'s a few things yer shud knaa

1 - The landlord is a Makem.
2 - The booncer is a Makem.
3 - I\'m a 6 feet 6 inch taall, 220 poond Makem with a black belt in kerartee.
4 - The lad sitting next to us is a Makem, and is a pro weightlifta.
5 - The lad to your reet is a Makem, and is a pro wrestla.

\"Noo, think aboot it seriously, marra. Do you still wanna tell yer Makem joke, like\" ?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and declares.....

\"Nah....not if I\'m gonna have to explain it ten times.\"

 

[KeithB]

I admire your confidence Jonny, were you as confident about beating Wigan?

 

[jonny_mc]

Yes, shearer scored, wasnt allowed, ameobi penalty, not given!
even mackums agreed with me about them two.

 

[Stephen]

my money is on sunderland 2 - 0

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

She-ra`s never crossed the line......Ameobi dived.

At least thats how I saw it.

Honest.



lol

 

[Davyred]

Derby day at the Stadium of light. McCarthy and Souness look in awe at all the fans in the stadium.

Souness turns to McCarthy and says \"with one wave of my hand, I\'ll send those 3000 geordies over there daft for the next 10 minutes\". Big Mick asks him to prove it, and sure enough, he raises his hand and the black and whites go mad, singing and chanting.

Souness smugly turns to big Mick and says \"Beat that!\"

Big Mick has a think for a second or two then turns to Souness. \"With one nod of my head, I\'ll send every Sunderland fan in the world mad, not just for 10 minutes, but for the rest of the season\"

Souness can\'t believe this, and says\"go on then, prove it\"

So Big Mick nuts him!



[Edited on 19/10/2005 by Davyred]

 

[sless]

every player that signs for newcastle gets injured

 

[jonny_mc]

owen will play man, high hopes

 

[Davyred]

owen will play man, high hopes

High hopes he\'ll play jonny?

 

[Norman]

Aye no problems there ..... he a certainty

 

[Marc]

Couldnt get a ticket, was a sell out by 1:30pm the same day they went on sale-not surprised like!

Sorry Jonny but I\'m getting paid to go

It\'s a hard life.

 

[Norman]

you got some special pictures to take marc?

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

he\'s a rent boy

 

[Marc]

Me and Carly get ourselves about a bit now, Money\'s crap but the jobs canny.

Mr Thompson, as Jim Royal would say, \"Rent Boy!!!!!, My Arse\"

 

[Norman]

 

[Mike.Haley]

Michael Owen crocked?. This is just the start of the excuses as to why the get beat on Sunday.

[Edited on 20/10/2005 by Mike.Haley]