splishspash
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Lol his name is Aldrige prior or some know him as pinnochio
was his first name Ernie,he sounds very much like a bloke i worked with years ago he had more patter than three days of rain.
Do you have a jackanory at work??
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was his first name Ernie,he sounds very much like a bloke i worked with years ago he had more patter than three days of rain.
Ian Alexander
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Hello,
A few years ago, in the summer, I was using my motorbike for work, and this lad I worked with was an accomplished bulls****er.
He said to me, " Aye mate I used to love me bikes me, but had to give them up cos I just never knew when to stop like",
He went on, "One morning I jumped on me bike for a spin and never got back till 11 o'clock that night", when he got home his lass came out and said, "where have you been?"
He took off his helmet and announced........."FRANCE"
Ha Ha
Regards Ian
A few years ago, in the summer, I was using my motorbike for work, and this lad I worked with was an accomplished bulls****er.
He said to me, " Aye mate I used to love me bikes me, but had to give them up cos I just never knew when to stop like",
He went on, "One morning I jumped on me bike for a spin and never got back till 11 o'clock that night", when he got home his lass came out and said, "where have you been?"
He took off his helmet and announced........."FRANCE"
Ha Ha
Regards Ian
grew up with one and ended up with him all my life, he was an accomplished tracker, survival expert, memeber os the secret service, SAS, could fly helicopters, planes, caught the bigest fish of any species you could imagine, didn't register them as he didn't want to show off having so many worl records, even admitted being the godfather of a huge international crime syndicate, expert horse rider, skier, parachute jumper, world reknowned character actor (always well made up so he couldn't be recognised) crack shot with any weapon, expert deep sea diver, swam the Amazon "twice" rowed the atlantic, fought grizzly bears with his bear hands and knife and lived to tell the tale so he could keep you up to date with all the fishing news in the Journal and Sundau Sun.
I was out on my luxury motorcruiser this morning and caught over a ton of mackerel in an hour on a single spinner and ate them all for lunch
lumpsucker
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Did you fillet them or swallow them whole?
just gutted them, thought eating the guts would of been greedy
