DONE IT ONCE - NEVER AGAIN

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Following on from a current topic in Shore Fishing where many have said something to the effect of \"we\'ve all done stupid things in the past\", I was wondering........what\'s the stupidest (possibly, life threatening, thing) you\'ve done?.........doesn\'t necessarily HAVE to be fishing related.

For my own................

In my late teens / early twenties, me and a mate used to go to the Lakes during the Summer for a fortnights walking & climbing. Never did like campsites, so we used to go wild camping - just pitching the tent by a tarn or beck when it was starting to get late.
We\'d pitched the tent on the fellside just above Sty Head Tarn and decided that we\'d \"do\" Scafell Pike the following morning by the Corridor Route. Morning came and off we set after breakfast. The Corridor Route is basically a very long & steep traverse up the mountain and the route takes you over a couple of VERY precarious ghylls (ravines). The most notable being \"Piers Ghyll\", (a place often requiring a visit from the Wasdale Moutain Rescue Team !). When we got to the top of the ghyll (the point at which you cross it), I noticed a very prominent crag which must\'ve been around 300 - 400 ft vertical and said to me mate \"fancy a crack at that?\"......\"No\" was his abrupt, but as I found out later, wise reply. We continued up to the house sized cairn on top of Scafell Pike and had a rest for about 10 minutes before heading back down. As the Corridor Route was the quickest way back to the tent, we headed off back down the way we\'d came.
When we got the top of Piers Ghyll, I again asked Keith if he fancied a crack at the big crag. Again he said no....but added \"you can have a go if you like......I\'ll hang on here and just wait for you\".

As we\'d just intedned to do the walk, we hadn\'t taken along any climbing gear, so it was gonna be a \"freestyle\" assent.
Started off fine with plenty of good holds.....then the holds got a little more difficult to find.....the higher I went, the smoother the rock became. Was starting to wish I hadn\'t bothered and got the old knee tremble - anybody who\'s been rock climbing will know that feeling - you\'re legs just go to jelly. Looking down the wall, I must\'ve been about three quaters of the way up with NO chance of decending. The only option was to continue on up. Besides the height of the crag itself, it was also very exposed and overlooked Sty Head and the Wasdale valley (about 2,000ft below)

I was crapping meself and managed eventually to get the knees steady again. Boy was I glad to finally reach the top of that wall.

Then I realised......not being able to get down the way I\'d come up, I\'d have around a 6 mile walk back to the tent.

I shouted down to Keith (who was also just about crapping himself) that I\'d see him back at the tent and for him to continue down the Corridor Route.

I got a right roasting from him when I finally arrived back at the tent (and rightly so).

Yes, it was an adventure and tested my nerve, confidence, ability and also extended my limitations.........however......it was BLODDY STUPID !

As the title of this topic says.......done it once - NEVER again !



[Edited on 17/11/2005 by TC]
 
done a few things in my youth that could have fatal ends, i must have a gaurdian angel, here are a few but nowt like TC. i dont mind the heights if there are stuctures to climb on ropes, ladders etc. here goes
deciding to jump out of my mates first floor window because it was to far to walk to the stairs (drunk)
rafting down the wansbeck river in full flood from the guild woods at mitford to the weir at bothal, great fun but dam stupid.
letting a mate who i trust with my life shoot a coke con off my head (drunk)
riding my bike allong morpeth flood wall for a bet. the wall is 18\" wide with a drop on one side of 5 feet and the other side about 15feet.
the worst was playing with petrol when i was 10 years old, like pouring the petrol on bike wheels and making petrol trails and setting them alight. i was not so lucky, set myself alight and ended up in st marys hosp for 3 months with third degree burns to my legs. asked by the nure how far was it to get home i said about a mile , she said i am supprised you could even walk a few feet or so.

i have done many more stupid things but i have to get to work now the boss , me dad , is shouting and by the way i have quietened down since then :D :D

cheers
mark :D
 
i supose the daftest thing i have done is get in a cage and let it be lowered into the water which just happened to haave half a dozen great whites swimming around, the biggest around a ton and a half. I now know that a shark cage is no defence against a great white if it decides to have a go. Think i would have known better at my age, it was only four years ago.

p.s. have to say though, i would do it again

[Edited on 17/11/2005 by Charlton]
 
i supose the daftest thing i have done is get in a cage and let it be lowered into the water which just happened to haave half a dozen great whites swimming around, the biggest around a ton and a half. I now know that a shark cage is no defence against a great white if it decides to have a go. Think i would have known better at my age, it was only four years ago.

p.s. have to say though, i would do it again

[Edited on 17/11/2005 by Charlton]

Love to do that Alan.
 
Myself and Mick65 have dodged the waves quite a few times on Roker pier neck end after fishing the roundhead - not as nimble on my feet now to do it!!!
 
mine was only a few months ago bringing the boat back to royals quays following a long weekend in hartlepool, checked the inshore forecast, light northlly winds and a 6 foot ground swell which we would be heading into all the way home is what they reckoned.....wrong !!!!!!!! after about 30 mins the wind picked and so did the swell, it was not safe to turn around or go into the shallower water or head for sunderland marina, so i had to keep going, the swell off souter point made me feel like i was in the perfect storm, i was shitting myself and kate was being ill with seasickness..... i could have sat on the pontoon at royal quays and bubbled me eyes out with relief, just well i have a nice solid boat because i honestly dont think i would be typing this now
 
When i was 16 i fished hendon prom, got there seen the waves crashing over and still set up my gear, 40mins later we got hit with a massive wave, smashed against the wall and dragged 50 yards along the prom before i new what was happening i seen my tripod and rod being washed over the wall.

Looking back on it i was lucky it was not me.It was bloody stupid and i was lucky it only cost me a rod and tripod not my life...did i learn..YES never fished there again when any sort of sea was on and ever since then had more respect for the sea.

Going boat fishing with Dave also gave me respect for the sea..we had the odd moment out at sea in a big sea lol...no matter how well you think you can read the sea your WRONG it does what it wants when it wants.
 
When i was 17 I decided to play a practical joke on a a girlfriends mate she was still at school at the time so on her dinner break give her an envelope and told her to go and see if my first pay had gone into the bank...in the envelope it read ..don\'t panic put all ya money in a brown paper bag and nobody will get hurt ha ha ha ...I had seen the same joke on an episode of London\'s burning and thought it was quite funny ..anyways she came out of the bank and running towards me saying wtf was in the envelope I told her and she said the lady behind the counter had not seen the funny side of it ...anyways we forgot all about it and she went back to school ...later on that afternoon the lady from the bank turned up at the school accompanied by a couple of policemen..they lined every lass fitting her description up in the main hall and the lady from the bank couldn\'t identify her i think she picked some other lass out so the lass (helen) was relieved..the weekend came and she had forgotten all about it until she was summoned to the headmasters office on the monday morning ...ready to deny everything when she walked in the door there was a big photo fit picture of her and she got suspended from school for 2 days she explained it was a joke gone wrong and luckily for me the police didn\'t pursue it any further... but never again I have never s**t me self so much in aall me life lol ..cheers and er sorry helen ;)
 
About 4 years ago middle of winter at about 2 in the morning, a mate and I set out for a couple of hours fishing at Cowbar. Done all the right things prior:-checked the inshore weather forecast (slight to moderate reducing to slight) told the wife where we were going, charged my phone, the usual stuff.
At that time you had to clamber down a wall to get onto the jetty, the shore end of the jetty used to get swamped at high tide in a rough sea.
The sea looked spot on with a nice 3-4’ swell gently rolling in, so on we went. Everything was fine (apart from no fish) and we were enjoying it. Anyway about mid water on the flood the wind started to get up and with it the nice gentle swell had started to rage a bit. (this is the idiotic part) but we thought what the hell, we will be ok the forecast said so, and carried on
At this time the access back to shore had been, not only swamped “but” totally immersed and the waves were crashing over it.
The sea just got angrier and angrier, it was terrifying to watch as the waves ( now 2 to 3m high) just kept on coming. Right as a none swimmer, I thought f**k this I getting on the phone “we need help”
No bloody signal (at the time did not know you could get the emergency services without a signal), now my bum was really twitching.
Drastic measures needed and a bit of logic,,, We removed our belts and bag straps, tied them round the concrete column (2’ square and about 4m high).
Wave after wave came over the top of us for what seemed like hours (but prob only an hour or two) it was freezing cold (never been that cold in my life) and I thought we were goners.
Needless to say our gear had gone.
Funny thing is my mate has never been fishing since, I cannot understand him lol.
What’s up with you Towsey you big puff!!!! it was only a bit of water lol..

I still go there to this day (last weekend in fact) but things have changed recently, Scarborough borough council have place large blocks all around the jetty and made a nice safe access path on and off.
 
spent the night half way up tower ridge on ben nevis some years back. in total its an 1800 ft climb in about 9 pitches. starts moderately but the last 4 pitches are pretty extreme (E1 and E2 for any climbers out there) lot of rock falls on the early pitches but we kept at, although slowed by dodging latrge lumps of granite

got dark about 8pm, we were maybe 2 pitches from the top, nowt for it but to bivvy on a ledge, about 2 foot wide for the night, A very long night, coiled the ropes around us to try keep warm, cracked the last 2 pitches in record time at first light and the summit to ourselves at 6 in the morning, which made it a little more worthwhile, wandered back dow to the CIC hut (a bothy for climbers half way up) to be greeted by the full lochaber mountain rescue team assembling to come and look for us. they did say that they were going to come out the night before but as it was a dry night, the risk of exposure/htpothermia was minimal so left it till first light.

A tad embarassed to say the least,

would I do it again.. have done, twice!

also had to spend a night on striding edge on Helvelyn many years ago...in february. big snow storm came in so safest thing was to stay put and dig in, that was actaully quite cosy

scariest, probably won\'t so it again climb El Capitain in Yosemite. El Cap is the ultimate big Wall climb. we took a variation on the route called the Nose, total height a little over 1 mile, and not always vertical, in some places it over hangs slightly, but only by a few degrees, but when at the top that adds up to mean if you dropa rock off the top it lands about 250 yards away from the rock face. took 3 days to climb using portaledges, basically these are foldin stretchers you clip onto the rock and sleep on.

scariest moment was going flying about threequarters of the way up. there\'s 2 routes up the nose, one is bolted meaning someone went up with a hammer drill and put bolts into the rock to clip into, the other is traditional, lead climber puts his own protection in the rock, 2nd climber recovers it as he follows. I was leading, got the old Elvis legs, and just lost it, the fall was only about 20 feet and the gear in the rock held, the spring in the rope made it a bit bungeefying, but beacuase of the over hang there I am about 3000ft above the ground swinging on a 10mm thick bit of nylon and about 20feet from the rock so had to swing back and forward for ages, each time I came close to the rock I had to try grab onto something.

Quite a liberating experience really. The absolute worst part of all was dropping me fag papers, 2nd worst part of all was, whilst appraching one of the few ledges there are on el cap, reached over to pull myself up and put my hand in a big pile of shite left behind by a previous climber, the dirty get could of at least kicked it over the side
 
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