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[Kipper-Sniffer]

I went fishing and took some bait. and saw a dogfish man with patio door hands and kipper eyes, his nose was made of sausage beeds, and had blue sky lotto ticket feet. he had a little radio with him that was playing Techno turnip music that was not for me. he telt me he had just come back from the land of ice cube crabs and says there was a war going on between the red fishfinger eye people and steve cram. he says steve cram kicked off with the red fishfinger eye people after Nelson Mandela gave them the secret key of GINGER APOLLO. Steve was not happy and asked the giant toe squid people to pinch it. so if eney of you are planing a fishing trip there think again as there is hell on. and he also telt me that bill oddie might be heading there.

 

[shaun]

thanks for the heads up m8, im still going to risk it

 

[nick1]

What about spongebob and patrick or did squidward keep them under control. That patrick is a softie like but spongebob is a right handful especialy if he's been soaked in wine, theres nowt the matter.
Ah think you wanna hav a word with the fatha in law, old king neptune, and who said it was a good idea to free mandella ? Anyway ah think atilla the hun should be reincarnated to sort this mess out, cheers for the heads up dude

 

[scaley]

Think you may have sniffed a dodgy kipper mate,Nelson would never give up the secret key of ginger apollo,everyone knows that

 

[Hartlepool codder]

kipper has beeen sniffing HIS OWN GINGER BACK DOOR and used his index finger as the key

 

[angler100]

Crammy's a real sh1t stirrer when he's had a few Aftershocks. I'm surprised at the Manedalameister though. I thought those couple of months inside might have toughened him up. Probably been bribed. Nigella probably offered him a hot pudding drizzle, or such like.