Actually \"Michael\" could be seen as a sexist name. As in \"How come there aren\'t more women called Michael\" and Michael also has Christian overtones. Quorn was obviously a joke as microproteins also have feelings (and lawyers). Have you ever seen a Quorn farm, disgusting.
Do like I\'ve done and change your name to SAM39NPC like me (Semi Adult Male, 39yrs old, No Previous Convictions) Trips off the tongue.