theres two great teams in the north east....... sunderland and sunderland reserves !!!!!!!!!
a mag dies and goes upto heaven wearing his newcastle top, as he aproaches the pearly gates he is suprised to see st peter standing there in a sunderland top. the mag goes to walk into heaven but st peter stops him saying sorry no mags allowed. the mag says but ive been a good man all my life only last week i gave £10 to help the aged, the week before that i gave £10 to the red cross and the week before that i gave £10 to the the nspcc. st peter thought for a minute and told the mag to stay there while he had a word with his boss, god. 10 minutes later st peter returns to the mag standing at the pearly gates and said to the mag ive had a word with god and hes minded the same as me heres your £30 back now F**K off.