for our friends in the north

easyfish1

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David Cameron was being shown round the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh, he'd seen the childrens wing, the orthopaedic and the maternity wings and lastly was shown around a new wing containing a few white gown wearing patients sitting upright in their beds.

as the visitors walk into the ward one of the patients shouts ..

" but seas between us broad have roared since days of long ago "

and then another shouts out..

"O, wad some power the giftie gie us to see oursels as others see us"

as they continue through the ward another patient shouts..

" some hae meat and canna eat,and some wad eat that want it "

getting rather annoyed at these weird outbursts, cameron asked the doctor..

" is this the f** psychiatric ward ?

"no sir" came the reply...

" its the serious Burns unit "..:red:
 
Rob, I have been wondering where you were recently and had missed your posts. Now I am not so sure I was missing them!

Haha, that is a belter for Burn's night - and lost on some of the English on here I'm guessing! :)
 
Some have meat and cannae eat
And some wad eat that want it
But we hae meat and we can eat
And say the Lord be thanking

Had Sunday lunch at the Loch Fyne restaurant in Shrewsbury today and they were winding up to the main event tonight. Hope you enjoy your evening.
 
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