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a whore got married and was worried that after 10 years in the job her fanny might be a bit slack
so on her wedding night she said to her husband
when i was 6 years old i caught my fanny on a fence and so i may be a bit wide down there
after making love her husband says to her
just how far accross the field were you when you noticed you were caught
 
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