They've all disappeared mate, I think they're all in hiding, not surprising really, they spent all summer laughing at the toon because of joke in ear, they took the pee about ben afri , kebab, cissy, etc etc, in the meantime they signed 14 players that no-one has heard of, for a club record £39.55. We get 1 player in on loan, there bottom of the league without a win, and we're 8th...
They're either outside chasing parked cars, or in a local chippy drowning their sorrows with a bottle of bule cola, munching on their cheesy chips, high sixing each other about an unlikely derby victory a few months ago, sweaty palms thinking of their next few games (including liverpool and man utd?) and knowing we're going to give them a proper going over in their own back yard, in fact they're probably already thinking of setting another club record for the lowest points in premier league history (15 I believe?)
anyway mate , better just leave them to it, licking each other's wounds.......
happy mackem free days