Gods country

[Chippy]

It\'s always amazed me that no-one has nicked the bridge in Newcastle and sold it for scrap. They\'ll nick everything else.

 

[willywetegg]

Cheers Davy.

 

[bribones]

I love my car and allways like to take it home with me

was wondering what that red haze was

 

[willywetegg]

Also set as my background Jeff. Excellent pic Davy.

Jim.

 

[CODHEAD]

now now davey ,cowboys now come on ,how do the mackems say it,y is there ne graft wore ye cum from,wots that suposed to mean, wots the other me daaa can de it cheaper .

 

[Davyred]

No gary, we say....\"Why isn\'t there any work where you come from peasant\" and \"Ones father will do the work for you at a competitive price peasant\"

 

[bribones]

now i know that last ones a lie
its actualy ones father will do the work for you at a competitive price as soon as ones mother finds out who he is

your only jelouse cos santa is a geordie

 

[tala]

Bri, Santa carnt be a geordie (black and white) he\'s dressed in red and white surely he must come from the BORO

 

[Davyred]

The only decent thing to come out of boro is the A19

 

[KeithB]

If santa\'s from the boro, there\'s no way my kids are sitting on his knee

 

[jonny_mc]

tala.......WRONG.........green was the colour
it was the coca cola that give him a RED outfit

 

[KeithB]

So he\'s a TIM that\'s even worse!

 

[JAW]

lol folks but if santas from the boro he\'ll need faster transport than a slay and a couple of reindeers in case he\'s robbed, and not forgetting the obligatory breathing apparatus to combat the smog. This time last year went around the boro drinking on a christmas do with work and saw santa getting filled in, mind you he was pissed and groping women.
Cracking photo by the way Davey.

Cheers JAW.

 

[tala]

Davy you maybe right, but after the a19 leaves the boro it goes nowhere that matters a f*ck
Keith, santa would\'nt dare have geordie kids sitting on his knee cause if he could\'nt promise them what they wanted for x-mas they would most probably knock him oot and empty his pockets .
Jonny, GREEN!! wasnt that his little helpers, the elv\'s? or Robin hood?
or woody woodpecker? or the hulk OH SH*T I\'m confused now HELP HELP :casstet: :casstet:

 

[Davyred]

Tala, go outside and get some fresh air to help your confusion....oh sorry mate forgot you live in boro, best not then!!

I lived in Boro until I was 3, a street up from Ayresome park....what a close shave that was, I kiss my mother every day for deciding to move!!!!!!

 

[tala]

I dont get it :exclam: I always thought once a Boro boy always a Boro boy , Please dont get me wrong I carnt stand the place myself (I was born in Billingham and brought up in Hinderwell, North Yorks), but made the big mistake of marrying a Boro girl, who would not move.(bit*h) :casstet: :casstet:
Still it has its benefits, just cannot think of any at the mo , last time i went outside and got a good lung full of air, I had to go on the sick for a f*cking fortnight, now try expaining that to the boss. .
All that said, it could be a lot worse :exclam: I could be from further up north where the fishing is pap

 

[bribones]

you lot never heard the song

santa is a geordie
he lives doon benwell way

jonny.. green ? thats the bloke who does sweetcorn

 

[tala]

Hey Bry I\'ve heard that song, and I\'m sure he live on Linthorpe Road???
And thanks for putting my mine to rest about the green thingy
A f*cking green santa--- come on Jonny

 

[Stephen]

his teachers told him that the day. lol

 

[sless]

davyreds a smoggy

hahahaha