Impending divorce ??

[willywetegg]

I sat making a few rigs up yesterday and got to a dozen and decided I needed some more \"bits\". Had a drive up to Qualitye in Consett this morning to get some hooks, links small net and some 10lb line for my latest venture. While I was in Bob showed me a new Flotation suit from IMAX had a try of it and decided to order one as he didn\'t have the FB size in stock. Looks the bizz and at £90:00 instead of £130:00 for a trial period a bargain to boot.
Now to my problem, how do I manage to get it into and about the house as it is a different colour (and smell lol ) to the old one without she who must be obeyed getting her beady eyes on it and her razor like talons into my throat lol. Any ideas really appreciated.

Jim.

 

[Davyred]

Jim

Stuff it in a binliner and keep it in the boot of the car like I do....or

Put it somewhere she never goes, like the bloody kitchen in our lasses case!


[Edited on 9/3/2005 by Davyred]

 

[willywetegg]

It would be safe in the kitchen mate as I do all of the cooking mate.
Nah all I will get is a shake of the head as usual lol.
It looks a canny bit of kit mind looking forward to getting it.

Jim.

 

[dean_1]

i recently got a imax floataion suit as well from billys its orange and black and it does the job keeps you nice and warm!!!

 

[sless]

make sure there is a lot of ball room
and you can kick your height
when she gans on

kick her in the throat

hahahaha
what are you man or mouse

squeak squeak

 

[willywetegg]

Hahahaha nice one Sless. She just read it mate well impressed lol. Says it\'s gonna cost me.











In shoes.

Jim.

 

[jonny_mc]

Heard your wife left you
How upset you must be,
But don\'t fret about it
She moved in with me

 

[bribones]

i got it given
swopped it for some old stuff
i won it
here pet go and get some new shoes

 

[Charlton]

Tell her you bought it to make sure that if you fell in you would float, as if you would drown you would miss the only woman in your life. Whatever you do dont mention the womans name to your wife or you will need more than a flotation suit.

 

[bribones]

£90:00 instead of £130:00

i always use that one as well lol it was on offer

 

[willywetegg]

Jonny I will catch up with you later lol .
Alan that is the best advice you could have given me mate. Thank\'s yet again.
Bri lol mate for once I was telling the truth. It WAS on offer.

Jim.

 

[gag1]

Those suits are the bees knees Jim, I got one off Santa.

cheers
george.

 

[willywetegg]

Cheer\'s George. When I tried it on in the shop It did not feel as heavy as my other one and a few other\'s I have tried so should be more comfy.

Jim.

 

[gag1]

The first time that I used mine Jim, all I wore underneath was a set of thermal underwear. I was as warm as toast mate.

cheers.
george.

 

[kensr27sz]

chuck it in my car willy .

 

[Red5]

I always say it\'s for me birthday....that way she thinks I\'ve done her a favour by taking the hassle out what she can get me.....trouble is when you seem to be having a lot of birthdays in a year!

 

[willywetegg]

Lmao Ken nice one mate. It\'s not my birthday till the end of July Red5 so wouldn\'t get away with that lol. She wasn\'t bothered when I told her like she would have been if it had been ANOTHER rod or ANOTHER reel lol. It is for safety after all lol.

Jim.