mark
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soddin england game.
treat wor selves to new mattress, 400quid! went to pick it up 5pm. lashing down with rain (not good for matresses)
set off with aforesaid matress on roof rack 5pm
5.07pm cam belt breaks on car (ouch thats going to be expensive)
5.10pm calls AA
5.15 \"someone will be with you in 45mins\"
6.30pm calls AA
6.31pm \" we\'re really busy at the moment\" (still lashing down) \"some one from a third party garge will be with you in 15 mins\"
7.15pm calls AA
7.16pm \" someone will be with you within 10 mins they are stuck in traffic\"
7.45pm chap turns up with recovery truck
7.46pm \"your cam belt has snapped - you need a recovery truck I\'ll tell the AA\"
7.47pm chap departs hastily in his recovery truck
8pm calls AA
8.15pm AA calls me \"someone (not AA) will be there within 10 mins
9pm calls AA
for the next hour repeat the above 2 at 10 minute intervals
10.15pm 3rd party chap arrives in recovery truck
10.16pm \" I think all the AA/RAC chaps are watching the football\" he says with glee
this is my 18th call today
10.45pm arrive home.
10.50pm drag aforesaid expensive mattress up the raging torrent that used to be the track to the house
11.20pm discover that expensive matress is too big to go up the stairs
11.21pm start dismantelling staircase/banister
11.30pm give up the above pour large (pint) vodka/tonic
11.32 dog settles down on new luxury bed he thinks we have put in the kitchen especially for him
11.35 (the low point of the story) Realise I forgot to but any rizzlas on the way home, contemplate building a pipe from the handle bars of the bairns bike
I forgot to add that at 3pm the old matress went to the tip. so choices are :
sleep on the kitchen floor with dog on expensive matress
cry
run away and join circus or 4, all of the above
so does any one want to buy the worlds largest most expensive sponge, ready soaked with at leat 30 gallons of acid enriched rain, and liberally coated with dog hairs
I think I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue
treat wor selves to new mattress, 400quid! went to pick it up 5pm. lashing down with rain (not good for matresses)
set off with aforesaid matress on roof rack 5pm
5.07pm cam belt breaks on car (ouch thats going to be expensive)
5.10pm calls AA
5.15 \"someone will be with you in 45mins\"
6.30pm calls AA
6.31pm \" we\'re really busy at the moment\" (still lashing down) \"some one from a third party garge will be with you in 15 mins\"
7.15pm calls AA
7.16pm \" someone will be with you within 10 mins they are stuck in traffic\"
7.45pm chap turns up with recovery truck
7.46pm \"your cam belt has snapped - you need a recovery truck I\'ll tell the AA\"
7.47pm chap departs hastily in his recovery truck
8pm calls AA
8.15pm AA calls me \"someone (not AA) will be there within 10 mins
9pm calls AA
for the next hour repeat the above 2 at 10 minute intervals
10.15pm 3rd party chap arrives in recovery truck
10.16pm \" I think all the AA/RAC chaps are watching the football\" he says with glee
this is my 18th call today
10.45pm arrive home.
10.50pm drag aforesaid expensive mattress up the raging torrent that used to be the track to the house
11.20pm discover that expensive matress is too big to go up the stairs
11.21pm start dismantelling staircase/banister
11.30pm give up the above pour large (pint) vodka/tonic
11.32 dog settles down on new luxury bed he thinks we have put in the kitchen especially for him
11.35 (the low point of the story) Realise I forgot to but any rizzlas on the way home, contemplate building a pipe from the handle bars of the bairns bike
I forgot to add that at 3pm the old matress went to the tip. so choices are :
sleep on the kitchen floor with dog on expensive matress
cry
run away and join circus or 4, all of the above
so does any one want to buy the worlds largest most expensive sponge, ready soaked with at leat 30 gallons of acid enriched rain, and liberally coated with dog hairs
I think I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue