it wasnt a heart attack

jason

jason

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It might not have been a heart attack, he was seen tripping over a child's pushchair.

Doctors have said however that it is too early to blame it on the buggy.
 
his company are about to release a video version of michaels " im forever blowing bubbles" the rspca are looking into it
 
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God said he would grant her one wish... she wished that all the children be safe and prosper, so god killed Michael Jackson.


Q: What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?
A: Little boys liked to pin Farrah to the wall...


It was food poisoning - he ate some 10yr old nuts....


What did Asda share in common with Michael Jackson?
Boys pants - half off.


out of respect McDonalds are to release the 'Michael Jackson' burger...
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns and a splash of special sauce!


Michael Jacksons ashes will be placed inside an etch a sketch so kids can still play with him!


Is Michael Jackson A Zombie Yet?
 
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whako

whako

jockeys at tomorrows races will be wearing black arm bands in respect of jacko:eek: after all he has ridden more three year olds than anyone else:D:D
 
Micheal Jackson has died aged 50, in sprit of recycling he will be melted down into plastic party cups, so kids can still get there lip's around his rim !
 
... and here's another bunch that have done the rounds:


MJ will always be with us. Well, after all, he’s not bio-degradable.

Parts of MJ are to be melted down and made into straws so that he can continue to be sucked by kids.

Before he died MJ was thinking of renting a dvd. He wanted to get Aladdin but his butler said that’s got him into too much trouble in the past.

I can't believe he actually died. Reports last night were just saying that he felt a little queer.

It was touch and go at the hospital. Then they moved Jacko away from the children's ward.


All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9

Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again

Apparently he's not being buried, just moved to Madame Tussauds

R I P, easy as 1 2 3

What did one paramedic say to the other when giving Jacko CPR? Don’t stop, till he’s had enough

It’s not all bad for the Jackson family though. Gary Glitter has offered millions for Michael’s computer

Difference between the Aussie cricket team and the Jackson family? The Jackson family will be coming home with the ashes this summer

It's quite ironic that Jacko died around midnight....when the big hand touches the little hand

Michael Jackson's family have just given an interview on sky news, they said the last time they seen him that stiff was when he was watching Peter Pan.

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