Janette Krankie - would you or wouldn\'t you??

[mark]

Janette Krankie - would you or wouldn\'t you??

 

[willywetegg]

Too late mate. She is one of my all time favourite fantasy\'s. Since I changed my persona I think about her all the time.
Me and her sharing a couple of bottles of White Lightning and a spliff or three. Sitting on my settee singing the old favourite \"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me\". From the Monty Python Contractual obligatory album.
God it doesn\'t get any better than this.

Jim.

 

[gag1]

Nay way mates ! Im a big fan of stockings and suspenders and the thought of little Jimmy wearing them just doesnt appeal.

cheers.
george.

 

[Les]

my mate fancies wee jimmy kranky but he\'s confused, he doesn\'t know if it makes him a...

(a) heterosexual
(b) homosexual
(c) paedophile

your comments will be forwarded on

 

[alan]

depends on his age but I would say B,unless I\'m missing something here.

 

[sless]

57 year old

 

[gag1]

Hello Graham. I hear wor jonny mc has a poster of jimmy krankie on his bedroom wall (bound to get a bite from that one !)

cheers.
george

 

[alan]

think its his Grandad

 

[alan]

57 year old

B it is then

 

[jonny_mc]

thats unalled for that alan.......calling me grandad
he used to have an alotment but never grew beanstalks.

 

[sless]

jimmy kranmie is tugging material for jonny

 

[gag1]

Hello Graham. Judging by the number of recipes jonny has posted lately, I think he has got the hots for Fanny Craddock

see ya.
george.

 

[sless]

or is he going out with gordon ramsey

 

[gag1]

Aye Graham, Would make a good double act - FANNY CRADDOCK and JONNY HADDOCK

See Ya Mate.
george

 

[gag1]

While we are on the subject, What about Yootha Joyce ! oozed sexuality !!!!!!!!!!. Anyone else fancy her during the 60s/70s or what ?
(Looking at Ells new photo, I bet he was a Thora Hird man ).

cheers
george.

 

[jonny_mc]

oi eff off

 

[Clare]

What about Olive from On the Buses......Not my cup of coffee in any sense of life, but just thought I would chuck her into the melting pot as it is.......It could improve the looks if she was melted a bit....

Or if your into Posh Totty.....Penelope Keith....



[Edited on 29/12/2004 by Clare]

 

[sless]

penelope does it for me

cos they recon the posh bits are more dirtier

olives glasses are great
i would look great through them
hahaha

 

[Clare]

Which Penelope though Sless.....

Would it be To The Manor Born Penelope....

OR

The Good Life Penelope....

Decisions, Decisions......

 

[mark]

Which Penelope though Sless.....

Would it be To The Manor Born Penelope....

OR

The Good Life Penelope....

Decisions, Decisions......

tough one... both at once maybe