mick-n-hots
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when does the mackeral come in at s.shields and roker pier
mackeral season
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clarky
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Lol
big sid
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that`s the million doller question, but they must be on the way coz the shop round the corner from blyth pier took a massive delivery of cheep cider today, there gettin ready for the mad rush .
SnaggedUpLad
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On a more serious (and less amusing) note. been macky reports from mid to late april onwards.
Side note, why not using spinning rod down the piers and rock marks now for coalie and the odd pollock? macky are fun but not worth the onslaught of snapped off lead bombs flying around...
Side note, why not using spinning rod down the piers and rock marks now for coalie and the odd pollock? macky are fun but not worth the onslaught of snapped off lead bombs flying around...
funny ya shud mention that .. the sweatshops abroad are very busy at the minute tying millions of feathers and daylites to keep there thirst going
forgot to say for the macky bashing championships 2012
aye its a fact, al them rigs/feathers/daylights all get hand tied by people of any age, paid peanuts. but they do tie canny knots m8.
wheres the fish?
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I dunno, consult your daily horoscope, they arrive one a year but only when Saturn aligns with Uranus 
but this yearly phenomenon can alter certain minorities to do strange and somewhat irritating things. It's called "the idiot effect". (watch a film called idiocracy << funny film) anyways back to my point...
Symptoms of the idiot effect include:
Drinking excessively and throwing weights around (with zero skill or care)
Urinating in inappropriate areas
Excessive use of slang and vulgar language.
The need to annoy others by casting over the same persons line and not freekin saying sorry or avoiding doing it.
The sudden need for the phrase "here pal you got any spinners".
Lack of care and respect for fish (throwing or stamping etc)
The need to take your shirt off to show that tacky bulldog or pap tribal tattoo you got to make you look solid.
The inability to read rod ratings and use 4oz weights with a 60grm rating rod. Then try and take it back when it breaks.
The audacity to think your a professional fisherman because you can catch the easiest fish in the sea to catch.
The need to cram right next to someone who is catching mackerel and just annoy him.
This is a NHS health warning. We advise if anyone is experiencing these symptoms you give up fishing for good and stay clear from piers and sea structures for your own saftey. This is life threatening, and could put you in hospital. (depending on who notices these symptoms)
Thank you, where's the fish?
Chairman of the mental health unit general hospital newcastle.
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but this yearly phenomenon can alter certain minorities to do strange and somewhat irritating things. It's called "the idiot effect". (watch a film called idiocracy << funny film) anyways back to my point...Symptoms of the idiot effect include:
Drinking excessively and throwing weights around (with zero skill or care)
Urinating in inappropriate areas
Excessive use of slang and vulgar language.
The need to annoy others by casting over the same persons line and not freekin saying sorry or avoiding doing it.
The sudden need for the phrase "here pal you got any spinners".
Lack of care and respect for fish (throwing or stamping etc)
The need to take your shirt off to show that tacky bulldog or pap tribal tattoo you got to make you look solid.
The inability to read rod ratings and use 4oz weights with a 60grm rating rod. Then try and take it back when it breaks.
The audacity to think your a professional fisherman because you can catch the easiest fish in the sea to catch.
The need to cram right next to someone who is catching mackerel and just annoy him.
This is a NHS health warning. We advise if anyone is experiencing these symptoms you give up fishing for good and stay clear from piers and sea structures for your own saftey. This is life threatening, and could put you in hospital. (depending on who notices these symptoms)
Thank you, where's the fish?
Chairman of the mental health unit general hospital newcastle.
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your coming on blyth pier with me. theres loads of your patients on there during the summer months . ! .I dunno, consult your daily horoscope, they arrive one a year but only when Saturn aligns with Uranus
Symptoms of the idiot effect include:
Drinking excessively and throwing weights around (with zero skill or care)
Urinating in inappropriate areas
Excessive use of slang and vulgar language.
The need to annoy others by casting over the same persons line and not freekin saying sorry or avoiding doing it.
The sudden need for the phrase "here pal you got any spinners".
Lack of care and respect for fish (throwing or stamping etc)
The need to take your shirt off to show that tacky bulldog or pap tribal tattoo you got to make you look solid.
The inability to read rod ratings and use 4oz weights with a 60grm rating rod. Then try and take it back when it breaks.
The audacity to think your a professional fisherman because you can catch the easiest fish in the sea to catch.
The need to cram right next to someone who is catching mackerel and just annoy him.
This is a NHS health warning. We advise if anyone is experiencing these symptoms you give up fishing for good and stay clear from piers and sea structures for your own saftey. This is life threatening, and could put you in hospital. (depending on who notices these symptoms)
Thank you, where's the fish?
Chairman of the mental health unit general hospital newcastle.
��
wheres the fish?
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Its an epidemic mate. SS peir last year, we didn't have enough space !! And haha trev I worked long and hard on that 
on my iPhone aswell hard work it is!!
on my iPhone aswell hard work it is!!
wheres the fish?
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Advised clothing as to not upset patents the idiot effect are nylon sports wear, burbury caps, and a pair of air max trainers.
a think am a bit auld for all that clobber, and me kids would`nt let me out the house, them havin a rep an al that. !
wheres the fish?
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Haha, then a bomb disposable suit is your only option to save you from a 4oz weight to the face!
al get me old gum shield out the cupboard, ha ha. a do fancy a run up there like, when it`s in full swing. be a laugh.
wheres the fish?
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Let's have a race, first one to the end of the peir and back still alive wins!
Scotty91
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[The good and stay clear from piers and sea structures for your own saftey. This is life threatening, and could put you in hospital. (depending on who notices these symptoms)
Thank you, where's the fish?
Chairman of the mental health unit general hospital newcastle.
[/QUOTE] lmao mint ;D
Thank you, where's the fish?
Chairman of the mental health unit general hospital newcastle.
[/QUOTE] lmao mint ;D
