mark\'s very own caption comp!

claire1 · Mar 15, 2006

Did Bob Carolgees ever have this trouble ????

claire

willo · Mar 15, 2006

chocolate flavoured dog dip no wonder this country is obese!!!!

Mike.Haley · Mar 16, 2006

Bush \" I thought someone said this was a puppet\"

Dog \" No you idiot, thats Tony Blair\"

KeithB · Mar 16, 2006

Tony: \"I know we\'ve had a few security breaches, but that\'s ridiculous\"

George: \"Well Cherie didn\'t complain\"

Mogthemackem · Mar 16, 2006

Willi Wonka makes fantastic dogs. Mmmmm Nutella flavour

Charlton · Mar 16, 2006

heard of Muffin the mule, but stuffin the dog

Charlton · Mar 16, 2006

maybe i should have used a pencil but i am not a mathematician

Charlton · Mar 17, 2006

Not heard the one about the constipated mathematician matchman, he worked it out with a pencil.

[Edited on 17/3/2006 by Charlton]

Charlton · Mar 17, 2006

they say theres money in muck, but i cant find any

Oblickta · Mar 17, 2006

\"as a gesture of goodwill I\'m packing in the fags and the dogging to concentrate on culling baby seals. God bless America\"