My NESA membership

kayos said:
Oh you're taking a risk Keith, Lynn loves knitting. You don't want to rile the old dog straight away! Fortunately she hasn't been granted full permissions yet, but she will soon! :D
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As soon as I see Elton online (to do new memberships) I'll be editing this thread :D
 
I'm not a male chauvinist, I lent Mrs B my wall paper scraper and didn't complain about the noise keeping me awake this afternoon.
 
This could be fun!!! Sorry to say but I am sure we may even see more pictures of Lynn with even more fish that we didn't know about lol loi.

Sean
 
KeithB said:
Waiting for Ali to see this and ban me :D
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:mad::mad::p I will when I have recovered :D

I have only just seen this as I have been away on a fishing weekend with Ladies Fishing. 11 of us went pike fishing yesterday and got 21 fish between us. Our usual fishing is for trout or salmon so this one was new for all of us! I got two one 12 lb and a small one about 1 lb, Matthew got one about 11lb. Fantastic time! Trout fishing this morning before coming home. We go fishing instead of knitting and sometimes we let the husbands come along too! Ray got one about 6 inches long!!! So if you want peace send your wives to come fish with us!

My first pike ( you'll notice I took the photo and kept away from it's teeth :o )


My son Matt with his first pike


Ali :D
 
Haha, Lynn is getting frustrated now. She joined over 24hrs ago and still hasn't been accepted yet. .

Thanks Mods!! :D:D
 
kayos said:
Well lads I have had a good run on here, enjoyed the site, the posts and the banter. Unfortunately this is now coming to an end, as is my chances of ever speaking with a deep voice again! Why has it come to this I hear you cry? Well Lynn has finally done what she has threatened to do for months......she has joined!!!!

Just waiting to be moderated. If she looks me up and reads my historical threads, I am dead meat.

Bye lads, it's been a blast! :(
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How much gear are you willing to provide to stop me sending Lynn a pm pointing to your historical links? The sex doll and others immediately spring to mind:D:D:D
 
Safetyman said:
How much gear are you willing to provide to stop me sending Lynn a pm pointing to your historical links? The sex doll and others immediately spring to mind:D:D:D
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Mate, that one is my worst nightmare! She knows about my catch report threads, but has no idea about the others!!

Unfortunately I have nothing to offer you, apart from my total lack of fishing knowledge!! :red:
 
kayos said:
Haha, Lynn is getting frustrated now. She joined over 24hrs ago and still hasn't been accepted yet. .

Thanks Mods!! :D:D
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think da big boss elton does the approvals mark.im guessing he a busy guy,has his paws in a few pies as it were:exclam::exclam:
 
Knitting threads..:rolleyes:

Cod queen ...:rolleyes:

Rubber dresses....:rolleyes:

Sex dolls...:rolleyes:

What's going on ? ......

God, there will be a recipe thread next.....:o

Oh, there already is....downhill this is....
 
That's easy Chris...I can answer that..

3 bottles of cheap wine
1 Scottish take away
Some daffodils
1box of cheap choc' s
Another bottle of wine
Olive oil ( to assist getting into the rubber outfit )
1 Rubber outfit

Mark in the rubber dress...

HAGGIS...
 
easyfish1 said:
That's easy Chris...I can answer that..

3 bottles of cheap wine
1 Scottish take away
Some daffodils
1box of cheap choc' s
Another bottle of wine
Olive oil ( to assist getting into the rubber outfit )
1 Rubber outfit

Mark in the rubber dress...

HAGGIS...
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Sounds like a canny night in to me...:D;)
 
I wondered when you pair would comment on this thread. The Morecambe and Wise of the NESA family! I will miss you two lads!
 
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