New boat nameless

cocomonkey19k

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its a morbass boat mate heres a few pics (just for you norman) im picking it up 2morro night cant wait to get out on it i also need a name for it any surggestions welcome lol

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I've just painted 10,000 square meters of walls that coluor (may be slightly overstated) so I think you should call her 'magnolia'

Good luck with ya new boat mate:)
 
Did you close the deal Rich? Well done if you did and good luck with your new boat

How about 'Lingbasher' for a name lol:D
 
Hey Mr. Monkey - I'm not suggesting you're uncouth or out but do remember that whatever name you give your boat will also become it's radio call sign - do you really want to be calling the coastguard saying "Humber coastguard, Humber coastguard this is Big Hairy Dripping Bellend"

I can't understand why people call their boats stupid names - IMHO it's not big, it's not clever. Mind you the names people give their poor bairns these days WTF.
 
"Cuns Trik" that kind a vibe - I hate it. We've had a bit of ribbing today over the name "Pansy" but it stops as soon as you say that's what they called her way back then and that's what we call her now.
 
"Cuns Trik" that kind a vibe - I hate it. We've had a bit of ribbing today over the name "Pansy" but it stops as soon as you say that's what they called her way back then and that's what we call her now. Me dad's first new boat was named after our kid's nickname - Jinny Spinner. I suppose it wouldn't have worked if her street name at the time was "Kill dem Pussies"
 
still puzzles me why there's a charter boat further down the coast called 'Shy Torque'

wonder what it says about the skipper when he's clearly happy with calling the coastguard "humber coastguard humber coastguard, shy torque, over"

betcha there's a numpty in north wales thats called his boat "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"
 
still puzzles me why there's a charter boat further down the coast called 'Shy Torque'

wonder what it says about the skipper when he's clearly happy with calling the coastguard "humber coastguard humber coastguard, shy torque, over"

betcha there's a numpty in north wales thats called his boat "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"

If the boat was built in Llanfairpwll then it's gonna need some beam or very small lettering
 
Lucky really considering it's in Walker /Byker ,in fact on the land where my dad used to work ,the old Hawthorn Leslie site .

I can remember it round a bout there ,so the boat names are posh in my oppinion :D
 
cod basher made me laugh, but in Latin it looks pretty cool as a name, should be something like "Gadus Morhua Battuo"
 
2 lovely yachts in st. petes, one called "Cool Daddy" and the latest is "Betty Boop" what's wrong with "Santa Maria" or "Hope" "Endeavour" "Challenge" :confused:
Loverly boat cocomonkey,my new boats coming onto the Tyne next week called Challenge so cross that name off the list,lol.. hope to see you lads out there soon.
 
No Mark, its a Colvic Seaworker from Hartlepool, by the way I looked up at St
Petes on Sunday afternoon on spec, saw the Pansy but unfortuanatly missed you guys, your boat looks even better close up...
 
No Mark, its a Colvic Seaworker from Hartlepool, by the way I looked up at St
Petes on Sunday afternoon on spec, saw the Pansy but unfortuanatly missed you guys, your boat looks even better close up...

but not too close up!!

about 150 yards is the optimum distance, even better if its a bit dark as well

she's coming out of the water in a fortnight so should look a bit better after that
 
shy torque is a derritive of the term that originated in the navy "Sh1te Hawk" which is what they call seagulls - for those who dont know.

look here for some good bad and ugly names

Our Boat Name Collection

one that i though would be quite apt for me was

"Cirrhosis of the River"

another website with lots of ideas

Boat Names
 
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My first boat which I've just part ex'd for a bit bigger one was named xanadu , it's the name of a"mysterious and wonderful place" apparently.
My new one hasn't got a name officially yet , but she's being named ELEDA.
It's my wifes name in reverse :confused:
Good luck with your new boat whatever you decide to call her , and I hope the weather settles so you and the rest of us who can't wait to get out in their boats get the chance to use them properly.

Ray.
 
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