new casting club

[john/r]

right lads,
thinking of organising a new casting club.

requirments for membership
1 must be an old fart min age 53
2 must own zimmer or wheelchair
3 must fart regular
4 must moan all the time
5 must fall asleep every half an hour
6 must fall over at ochee

any other requirments ????

 

[BAZZ B]

1. grey hair essential.

2. you musn't be able to remember your name.

3.or any body elses.

4. shake hands and pretend to remember them.

5.smile politely and nod your head cos you cant hear what there saying.

6.cock a deafun when your trying to sneak a extra cast in.
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[oldchukka]

1, must wear lycra pants so your nuts look like a greyhounds.
2,must be able to break wind loudly while caster is on oche
3.must not mention the censored cast.
4. must replace divots.
5.must pass exam on n.east dialect
6. must be sharp enough to get round rules and regulations