20 yards of 50mm gill net and set fire to all exposed flesh before you go (napalm is handy for this), its a well know fact that midges won\'t bite burnt skin, guaranteed to catch fish and not get bitten
cheers mark followed your instructions, used petrol and sugar soap as the shop won\'t sell me napalm anymore (Don\'t ask!). Just need the 20 yards of net to catch the little 50mm Jill\'s in. What do I do with them after i\'ve caught them. Are they really fully formed little ladies :exclam:
off anyway armed with the napalm thing so that\'s ok. (edit) So I would have to get an airgun and go and shoot bank voles and mountain squashfarts. But that would be in my new life I would be liken to the wind ........Sshhhhhhhhhhhh (softly blowing) and that
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