thisa one went astray as well, posted yesterday, is Jim being a sensor
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman,
'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese
Toastie?'
The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint
of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He
then leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks
for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra
drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives
the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes
them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed. In walks the rabbit
and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie,
please barman.'
The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his
pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit
wolfs them down
The next night there is standing room only in the pub.
Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons
attending. The barman is making more money in one
week than he did all last year
In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a
Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman,
The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old
mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese
Toasties..'
The rabbit looks aghast. The crowd has quietened to
almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat
nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese
and Onion Toastie.'
The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you
sure I will like it.'
The masses with bated breath are ear shatteringly
silent.
The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think
that I would let down one of my newest friends. I
know you'll love it.'
'Ok', says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a
Cheese and Onion Toastie.'
The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer
and guzzles the toastie. He then waves to the crowd
and leaves.....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the
barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which
were his), calls time.
When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a
small white form, floating above the bar.
The barman says, 'Who are you?', to which he is answered,
'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your
public house.'
The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous.
You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and
a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and
this place was quite famous for a while.'
The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.'
The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't
have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and
Onion one instead.'
The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.
The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'
'I DIED' ,said the rabbit.
'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'
After a short pause. The rabbit said...
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'Mixin-me-Toasties'
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman,
'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese
Toastie?'
The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint
of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He
then leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks
for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra
drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives
the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes
them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed. In walks the rabbit
and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie,
please barman.'
The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his
pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit
wolfs them down
The next night there is standing room only in the pub.
Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons
attending. The barman is making more money in one
week than he did all last year
In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a
Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman,
The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old
mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese
Toasties..'
The rabbit looks aghast. The crowd has quietened to
almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat
nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese
and Onion Toastie.'
The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you
sure I will like it.'
The masses with bated breath are ear shatteringly
silent.
The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think
that I would let down one of my newest friends. I
know you'll love it.'
'Ok', says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a
Cheese and Onion Toastie.'
The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer
and guzzles the toastie. He then waves to the crowd
and leaves.....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the
barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which
were his), calls time.
When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a
small white form, floating above the bar.
The barman says, 'Who are you?', to which he is answered,
'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your
public house.'
The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous.
You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and
a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and
this place was quite famous for a while.'
The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.'
The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't
have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and
Onion one instead.'
The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.
The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'
'I DIED' ,said the rabbit.
'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'
After a short pause. The rabbit said...
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'Mixin-me-Toasties'
