Alan, A very good friend of mine owns that place, he also has a one in Wallsend.
Not many people know this (they do now), I also do some work part time as a pall bearer when he needs help.
At one time he ran a advertising campaign on the metros with the advert slogan \'Dead Happy?\' for prepayment funerals.
Take the photo, If Carl sees you he\'ll just find it funny.