A couple of strangers were one day drinking at a cliff top bar.overlooking the ocean.Both of them were very much on the way to being plastered. One said to the other\"Hey, have you seen how the wind is spiralling up the side of the cliff?, it moves quite fast. I bet I could jump off of the ledge. catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back onto the cliff top\".
\"No way\" said the other drinker\"You\'d fall to your death.\"
\"Well I\'m gonna try it \"says the first,and with that walks to the cliff edge.stands on the ledge and does a swan dive. Sure enough, he comes sailing back up and lands on the top of the cliff.
\"I cant believe it \"says the second guy\"Thats impossible\"
So the first guy does it again, he jumps off only to come floating back up again.
\"You try it \"he says \"Its easy\".
\"Well ok, I\'m just drunk enough to give it a go\" says the second guy.He walks to the edge of the cliff and leaps off, only to fall to his death on the jagged rocks below.
The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down.The barman steps over and says to him \"You can be a real pain in the arse when youve had a few drinks Clark Kent\"....
\"No way\" said the other drinker\"You\'d fall to your death.\"
\"Well I\'m gonna try it \"says the first,and with that walks to the cliff edge.stands on the ledge and does a swan dive. Sure enough, he comes sailing back up and lands on the top of the cliff.
\"I cant believe it \"says the second guy\"Thats impossible\"
So the first guy does it again, he jumps off only to come floating back up again.
\"You try it \"he says \"Its easy\".
\"Well ok, I\'m just drunk enough to give it a go\" says the second guy.He walks to the edge of the cliff and leaps off, only to fall to his death on the jagged rocks below.
The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down.The barman steps over and says to him \"You can be a real pain in the arse when youve had a few drinks Clark Kent\"....
