jonny_mc
Well-known member
Souness was walking through Newcastle one Friday night. Three tarty looking girls approached Souness. the first girl shouted, \"Souness, Souness,! Sign here!\" and flung out her left breast. Souness,, being the gentleman that he is signed it. The second girl shouted, \"Souness,! Sign here,\" and pulled up her rather short skirt and pointed to her groin.Souness,signed it, being the gentleman that he is. The third, more adventurous girl shouted \"Souness,! Sign here!\" To which Souness, replied, \"Get lost! Only Sunderland managers sign c***s!\"
