we still got no telly out here, the phones are well.... its like having a village wide party line, no matter who you ring you end up in a four way conversation with the locals, waiting to pick up the phone neext time it rings and here \"hello hello, whats all this shouting, we\'ll have no trouble here\' or \"this is a local telphony system for local people there\'s nothing for you here\"
internet connections are up and down more often than a dodgy old queen with an inflamed prostate