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I\'m reading this from my shed, surrounded by naked philipino hand maidens smothered in taramosalata practicing their morris dancing













ok, if its sunny, yeah I am
 
Hi Bob
i am reading this from the front room of your house, i have drunk your drink, ate your food, wrecked your car and sunk your boat. Pooped on your carpet sold the furniture and waiting for an offer on your trashed house (the party was great 300 NESA members turned up). When did you say you where coming back. to be honest nothing to come back for, o yes and your business is now in recievership.
 
Hi Bob
i am reading this from the front room of your house, i have drunk your drink, ate your food, wrecked your car and sunk your boat. Pooped on your carpet sold the furniture and waiting for an offer on your trashed house (the party was great 300 NESA members turned up). When did you say you where coming back. to be honest nothing to come back for, o yes and your business is now in recievership.

Lol :D
 
Hi Bob
just an update, sold all your garden plants, grass, trees etc to a local garnden centre got a fiver, he was very pleased with the deal. Pleased i got them sold before the house went, somebody got a good baragin there. But some bad news on the boat, insurers say they wont pay for it, as i was using it without your permission for illegal purposes, they said the 100,000 cigatrettes on board and fifty boxes of booze where not for personal use and must be counted as contraband.
 
bloody hell..........7 days and its hometime already, back to the english crappy weather, oh how i long to be home.......NOT!!!!!!!!!
 
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