Ashes

[Davyred]

Dame Edna, Sir Les Patterson, Rolf Harris, Kylie Minogue, Jason Donavan, Merv Hughes, Steve Waugh, Denis Lillee can you hear me, can you hear me, your boys took one HELL of a beating!!!

 

[SLP]

Shame you pommy b*stards had to rely on the bad weather so much to bail you out, though, eh?
Last time I seen so many people praying for rain was in a cowboy film - and they were wearing feathers in their hair.

 

[Davyred]

Shame you pommy b*stards had to rely on the bad weather so much to bail you out, though, eh?
Last time I seen so many people praying for rain was in a cowboy film - and they were wearing feathers in their hair.

Is that the same rain that saved you lot in the 3rd test???

We gave you a test head start, and the so-called best team in the world still got their backsides whipped. Say bye bye to Aussie dominance......



[Edited on 12/9/2005 by Davyred]

 

[mark]

aye and the same rain that\'s helped them to hold on to the ashes for 18 years

nice to see that arrogant sh\'ite shane warne nocked down a peg or 2

 

[Stores]

Sorry Mark but that arrogant sh*te is the best spin bowler we\'ll ever see in our life time. Guess where Pietersons first club was when he came from SA?................ Cannock CC, who I played for for many years. Did I teach him all he knows ....well sort of, not quite, well no not really, only \'cos he was after my time... by about 10 years or so. Still hits it hard though.

 

[mark]

didn\'t say he wasn\'t good, he is, the problem i he knows it just a bit too much.

live in house full of aussies in london years ago. there\'s only one thing worse than bad losers, thats bad winners, some they seem to excel at

 

[willywetegg]

Watched or listened to most of the whole test series and it has been fantastic. Probably one of the best and also one of the friendliest ( apart from the bouncers lol).
Both sides can hold their heads high and know they have been a part of one of the best sporting spectacles for years.
Mark I used to think the same about Shane Warne but in this series he has proved what a great and honest sportsman he is.
Sir Les is your surname Patterson or Pieterson mate. Maybe you could be related lmao.

Jim.

 

[mark]

You might well have something there mate........both coming from Oz we very probably ARE related somewhere down the line, infact it\'s almost certain.

you\'re parents were probably related

[Edited on 12/9/2005 by mark]

 

[willywetegg]

Problem is Kevin is origionally from South Africa mate. But being a typical Ozzie you have probably been there also lol.

Jim.

 

[bribones]

sorry to say but crickets never been my thing ,just cant seem to get exited about the game unlike footie


oh and SLP shame on you lol it took me a while to suss

 

[willywetegg]

Oh by the way I forgot to say. GET IN YOU BEAUTIES. WELL DONE ENGLAND.

Jim.

 

[SLP]

Spot on Marky.......my parents were related - but only by birth.

Yes wetwilly.......he moved to OZ to be near his father - meantime, I moved to England - couldn\'t stand the snot nosed little blighter.

 

[alan]

Never been my sport but its excellent for the nation and hopefully it will get more kids into the sport,well done England

 

[willywetegg]

Sorry Sir Les but I am afraid that after this severe humbling that we gave your boys it will have to be MR. Wetwilly lmao.

Jim.

 

[mark]

- meantime, I moved to England -

you\'d obviously tried australian beer then!

 

[alan]

he\'s gone off line must be checking his \"learn your self Australian\" book

 

[Grommit]

They only call it XXXX because Aussies can\'t spell beer

 

[bribones]

they can spell it ian but over there it starts with P not B

 

[willywetegg]

Try this one lol.

http://www.travel-library.com/pacific/australia/stybr-language.html

Jim.

 

[alan]