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[oldchukka]

wots going on? just been on another site, to improve my input and its in code. only asked who mr 230mtrs man was. and was told to ask cain, dont know cain! unless its abels bro. then told to check my p.m,s. nipped into bathroom, checked my p.m,s, -- nowt wrong there. so back to p,c.
next thing when i hedge my bets and ask if i might get barred from [you know where] and mention joining you know who, some chap from darn sarf said only if they let me.--- then to cap it all , a post from m.o.d saying that the forum wasnt the place for our discussion. now if i had known the ministry of defence was involved i would have said nowt. all this stress has left me feeling under THREAT. not good for an old gadge with a nevous nature.

 

[Led]

OC,

Try poppin' in to your local 'Age Concern' shop and asking for a copy of "Pc speak for Coffin Dodgers" everything is explained in both LARGE text and AUDIO.

lol

 

[oldchukka]

cant use age concern led, i,m banned

 

[BAZZ B]

it's sad when you cant voice an opinion :exclam::exclam::exclam: your better of stopping on this site anyway much better and you can have a laugh

but you were allways confused anyway bill [so no change there]

 

[oldchukka]

aye baz, you know me well. you may be right about staying on this site, but i have a duty to spread my chaos around a bit. at times when i get the brunt of heavy handed authority i wish i could bare my arris at ,em.

 

[Led]

Why is it better than your face !!

 

[oldchukka]

Why is it better than your face !!

YES!

 

[BAZZ B]

this is more like it

 

[oldchukka]

this is more like it

aye baz, once at crab fair i was third, and i was,nt competing. when i was a bairn, my dad used to hire my face out to scare leek nobblers off allotments.

 

[BAZZ B]

i heard you put your pic on the mantlepiece to keep the bairns of the fire

 

[will powell]

baz ,you,ve got pm

 

[BAZZ B]

got it m8

 

[oldchukka]

i heard you put your pic on the mantlepiece to keep the bairns of the fire

you know baz, you and me are are both just a pair of natures feck-ups, but it dont make either of us bad persons?

 

[BAZZ B]

right on brother

 

[Led]

Bazz,

I heard that PT took him bait digging to scare a neap tide to uncover the same areas as a spring !!!

 

[oldchukka]

Bazz,

I heard that PT took him bait digging to scare a neap tide to uncover the same areas as a spring !!!

now listen del , i dont mind you calling me an ugly old fecker, but digging bait with the THREAT?. -- dont do digging,--- the chukka - mukkas sort it for me. that right baz?

 

[Led]

Bill,

It's a great shame that Cockerham is so far from London or I'd be upthere more often, great buch of lads and people who now how to have a larff.

Keep well and don't give up the day job !!

 

[oldchukka]

Bill,

It's a great shame that Cockerham is so far from London or I'd be upthere more often, great buch of lads and people who now how to have a larff.

Keep well and don't give up the day job !!

the secret of the craic at n.w chukkin is a mixture of jocks -- geordies -- lancs -- taffs -- scousers -- mackems and BAZZZZZZZZ [the only real alien] i hope you will make the effort to come up soon , but if you do,nt crack off -- fall over -- or understand the dialects you will miss out a bit.

 

[BAZZ B]

now listen del , i dont mind you calling me an ugly old fecker, but digging bait with the THREAT?. -- dont do digging,--- the chukka - mukkas sort it for me. that right baz?

your not wrong m8ty youl have to come up andy darn sarff aint as good as up north m8 plus the fishings better :exclam::exclam::exclam: