Embalming

[mark]

now there\'s a interesting career choice

but my question, which I have often wondered about is \'why??\'

I mean, your dead right, your going in the ground or up the chimney, so why go to all the trouble of having a metal tube shove up your tradesmen\'s and your inside filled with preservative??

I\'m sure there\'s several politicians who would pay could money to have it done on a regualr basis to remind them of there wonderful days at boarding school, but why do bother, I really need to know the answer!

does it make us taste nicer for the worms (marinade?), or make us give off a pleasant aroma whilst burning, like some big joss stick.

maybe that\'s it. I\'m gonna start selling selling cat food boilie flavour embalming kits to the carp anglers. All they need to do is top their wives, embalm them and bury them in the back garden. they have a couple of years worth of fresh, cat food flavour worms readily available in their back gardens. Bound to be a success. Im gonna be rich, rich I tell you

 

[Stores]

In my scholastic role may I suggest that half past seven in the evening is much too early for such thoughts. These are post pub closing postings and the copyright belongs to Ell

 

[sless]

i work at a number of undertakers
when their doors wont open
well you cant be late for your own funeral

embalming costs £60

and they put it in to make you look ok for your family to see

mind you ive seen inside an oven at gateshead crem

not a pretty site
but im a nosy git and had to have a look

mind you skin burns

im getting buried

 

[alan]

i work at a number of undertakers
when their doors wont open..........
lol there doors are always open,theres not many undertakers close down because theres no work..........

 

[mark]

have to say I\'m not that keen on the cremation idea either, rather be buried, or chopped into little bits and sold as bait

 

[sless]

i meant when you have a hearse in the garage fully laden with a body
and the roller shutter wont open

panic stations

thats when i get called

 

[KeithB]

Heard on the radio this morning that embalming fluid is being put to other uses, apparently it\'s a new date rape drug, when cigarettes are dipped in it - did i hear that right?????

 

[mark]

Heard on the radio this morning that embalming fluid is being put to other uses, apparently it\'s a new date rape drug, when cigarettes are dipped in it - did i hear that right?????

hmmnn. someone been shaagging corpses??