george best

[marksworld]

george best is lying in hospital bed. the doc comes over and tells him he has some good news and some bad news, george says tell me the bad news first. the doc says you have only got one hour to live. george asks whats the good news then? the doc replies its happy hour. one of me dads on the way back home in the hearse, and who says funeral directors are miserable lol


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mark

 

[alan]

 

[sless]

mark
do you work in a funeral home

 

[marksworld]

sort of sless iam a funeral director. i work with me dad and bro. have been in the dying trade for 4 years now lol

cheers
mark

 

[sless]

i repair all the doors on the co-op funeral homes

some weird sights ive seen

i bet youve seen weirder

lol

 

[Stores]

How many have you shat in? Oh no....

 

[sless]

now now
i can control myself

may not sound like it

hahaha

nice one

 

[marksworld]

lol. i thought you said you were not gonna get drawn into that one david lol . ive seen aand heard a few strange things sless lol, here is just one true story which i think i can get away with
there used to be a grave digger in our town who liked a drink or two. one wet and windy friday afternoon he had a grave to dig well he started then thought to himself that he would pop into the local for a few swifties. well like all best laid plans he ended up in the pub till last orders amd closing time until he was kicked out. before he left he bought a couple of bottles of brown ale and made his way back to the grave yard to finish off the grave. while digging the hole the rain and wind picked up so he took one bottle with him and sat in the hole to shelter from the weather. the grave yard is a short cut for some people going home. two lads were using this route when they passed the hole and saw the bottle, one of the lads bent down to pick it up but droped it very quickly as heard a voice comming frome the grave. \"LEAVE THAT BEER ALONE ITS MINE\" the grave digger says that he has never seen two people run so fast. lol, i still love that one!!


cheers
mark

cheers
mark

 

[alan]

How many have you shat in? Oh no....

lmfao,

 

[sless]

my owld mate bob tate was a grave digger
he is just a pizz tank now
there used to be a grave digger in whitburn called
geordie butler
he used to gaan round the club and say
i will be digging your grave tomorrow

he was a pizz tank aswell
must come with the job eh

 

[marksworld]

aye i think so sless, the same grave digger at a funeral years ago me dad did, the coffin did not fit in the hole and got stuck. so what did he do? he started jumping on the coffin to try and get it down the hole until me dad stopped him he does not dig graves any more


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mark