ha ha you have a bad memory, i spotted the greenish yellow eyes stalking us from the bushes it was following our every move as if looking for the weak one amongst us, and i know its hard to believe but cod magnet tripped me up on purpose with his tripod the dirty yellow tw$t, leaving me to my fate and legged it up the track to the houses screaming and shouting like a right tart, i managed to pull myself up off the floor was bit of a struggle as i was carrying his rucksack too as hes bone idol( seen more life in a sick note) anyway i managed to catch up with him as he was only 50yds ahead as hes right out of shape, and the soft ponce grabbed hold of my hand to help him run faster

anyway managed to get him safely back to the car he was in a right state, opened the car door and he jumped in without even taking his chest waders off, had traveled about 2 miles had the heating on as it was a cold frosty night , started to smell dog sh$t

yes your right lads the dirty b$stard had filled his chesties with diahorea and thats the true version of the story