hols hols hols

[marksworld]

lads and lasses i am away on me hols to crete . lets see some good catch reports. when i get back and ya never know i might have a couple myself if wor lass lets me use my rod lol

good fishing everybody

mark

 

[Norman]

Have a good un mark .....

 

[Charlton]

Enjoy

 

[STEVO]

jammy git enjoy mate pm me when ya get back to arrange a jaunt oot

 

[sless]

if your gaan to malia
forget the fishing

hit bar street

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

If your gaan to Stalis
forget the drinking

hit mullet avenue

watch out for gay scuba diving instructors offering you the big pink snorkel

Try not to get kidnapped by car hire wallas, driven away while your family brays on the windows, dropped off in a trading estate in Heraklion and be expected to find your way back alone, in a car twice as big as you\'re used to with the gear lever coming out of the dash, the drivers seat on the wrong side with a kidney missing. Don\'t drop your passport in the car park and don\'t drive for more than the first 2k on the left hand side of the road.

 

[marksworld]

cheers lads lol
dont worry been there five times already

mark

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

How many kidneys can one man have?

(Aye in the normal world 2 max, one at a squeeze, but my world\'s a bit different)

 

[Marc]

watch out for gay scuba diving instructors offering you the big pink snorkel

How many kidneys can one man have? (Aye in the normal world 2 max, one at a squeeze, but my world\'s a bit different)

Scuba diving and body parts in the same thread, Whey Hey, just my topic, Just divint gan to Cyprus,

Went there with two knee caps and come back with 1..........

Bloody submarines, should be banned, nowt but bother to divers,


P.s, All divers are tossers, just a hindrance to fisher folk, ( I\'ve gave it up now )

Enjoy your Holls

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

What? A gay man in a submarine fired a kidney at you through a pink snorkel blow pipe and blew 2 of your 5 knees off. Your weird you Sparky

 

[mark]

kidneys??? not sure I\'m with you there, vagueley remember the doctor (Isay doctor..he had a white coat anyway) telling me something about em once whilst he was trying to recover a lost charger.

what was it he said again, alcohol is not good for them, or was that kittens. Might explain why our cat is always afraid of the bottle opener

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

Your weird you Sparky

I take it all back

 

[Marc]

And so you should Mr Thompson,

I once had some mittens, upon a time

What? A gay man in a submarine fired a kidney at you through a pink snorkel blow pipe and blew 2 of your 5 knees off. Your weird you Sparky

Malicious rumors, It was never proved.

 

[willywetegg]

Have a good holiday Mark, catch you when you get back.

Jim.

 

[John]

Enjoy it mate

 

[Mike.Haley]

Have a gud,n M8

 

[alan]

Enjoy your hols Mark

 

[STEVO]

ahhh they go so quickly dont they lol

 

[marksworld]

go on then paul rub it in m8,
yes i\'m back, i had a goodun though, only once fished and all i caught was one tiny octopuss and burnt feet , did have a blast scuba diving with a mate of mine who teaches over there it was spot on saw some baracuda, silver and black bream and loads of other weird multi coloured fish but was a little disapointed as i didn\'t get to see the resident big mornay/ conger as oxygen was running low
stll had a great time , far to much to drink but not as much as wor lass
still nice ish to be back and get on with some proper fishing

hello all

 

[willywetegg]

Welcome back Mark, pleased you had a goodun mate.

Jim.