Humming Birds

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used to be

A C A B

 

[Oblickta]

Aye, just get a tatoo of

What do you call a horse on ts back

 

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. . . .

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

A hummming bird on a branch is no use to anyone. Malingerers, I\'ve seen photos of hummingbirds hoverring about when they\'re meant to be static. Christmas lights all around their floaty nests. They are nothing more than Sloths, without the hair, toes, heads and that but with little quick wings, long freaky tongues and debatable legs.

 

[sless]

yes they humm aswell

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

I bet there\'s a lot of cheese build up under the wing pits, plus the tropical climate and a diet of liquid candy floss. We should start netting the bastards.

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

You know why they Hummmmmmmmm Sless



















The radgy freakouts can\'t be bothered to learn the words

[Edited on 24/11/2005 by Charlie_Thompson]

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

I\'m going to get one and train it to clear out me earholes. And how to lie down and do slaloms.

 

[willywetegg]

Now I really understand why Graham IS and SHOULD BE our leader.

Respect lol.

Jim.

 

[Oblickta]

I\'m going to get one and train it to clear out me earholes. And how to lie down and do slaloms.

Yes, we can train them to eat atheletes foot and \"pityful rastacolour\" (this is a disease that I invented)

 

[Red5]

I\'ll have 3 pints of whatever you lot are drinking!

 

[BriH]

Red5 - most Mortel men will only need a pint and a half

 

[Oblickta]

It nots me honest. Have you been to a pub that sellsd buffalo wings 10 for 5 quid?? Please help me coz this is true

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

Humming bird wings on sale at Bals in Fatfield. 4 Rupes for a firkin

 

[Oblickta]

I kid you not. Buffalo wings on sale in N/cle but got caught with a note and shit on a miueddle finger. My religeon (unlike some) allows me 2 hav a wash and eat my dinner in a ambidextous Not Really manner without pissing myself off. I blow my nose

 

[Oblickta]

Q. Whats the difference betweenme and the queen and when a pig swings his unwitnesed s9+9 us

 

[Stores]

I don\'t know. What is the difference betweenme and the queen and when a pig swings his unwitnesed s9+9 us?

God that took some typing lol

 

[Oblickta]

phew, dont anyone beat urself up coz i hav not a clue

 

[Oblickta]

Seen a humming bird in N/cle today that was doing a bunjee jump but cant comment on its legs for legal reasons

 

[Oblickta]

..........and it was overweight fo a proper humming bird but blaged it anyway by fakking off the sales and impersonating a human