new finger needed

[mark]

looking for a new finger having just hacked a geet big lump off mine.

would prefer the forefinger of the left hand, but will take a finger from the right hand if the price is right, or a female finger if its got a nice nail


minimum length required about 1\", might go for longer if its a good colour match

not interested in cheap foreign imports or thumbs

 

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Have you tried E Bay Mark ,I was eyeing up a lovely little toe on there the other day although it hadn\'t been \"harvested \" yet lol

 

[TC]

Try 2nd hand shops, Mark.
I know it\'s not the complete hand you need, but at least you\'ll have a thumb and 3 spare finger left over (you never know when you might need \'em).

Failing that, try \"Digit\" magazine.....I\'ve got a subscription to it

[Edited on 5/6/2005 by TC]

 

[mark]

I could post a pic of me stump, to give yous an idea of how much I need to find (seriously not a pretty site)

the bairn suggested chocolate fingers, but I need to buy a muzzle for the dog as well,

fish fingers would keep it topical, and reduce the comtamination of bait when I\'m out fishing, but might be difficult for picking my nose with

 

[Stores]

May not last long but.........


A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat...


A finger of fudge is just enough and ....et al

[Edited on 5/6/2005 by Stores]

 

[mark]

to give you a little background, put some meat one the bone as it were....

earlier on this week, decided to lop a bit of me finger with the chop saw, found the bit of finger which was stuck back on

there\'s now good news and bad news.

the good news is, the bit reattached it self.

the bad news is, that when the dressing was put on, it moved the re-attached bit into the wrong position, infact it must of decided it prefered life in the grass, as it had moved half way off. so on removing the dressing, me finger went down normally past the knuckle to the top of the nail, then went side ways, the tip bit had moved sideways half a finger width, so the right hand side of the tip was on the left hand side of the finger, the left and side of the tip was just sort of hanging around, and the right hand side of the rest of the finger was, well, a nice red stump

so it had to go. to paraphrase oscar wilde to cut off your finger once is unfortunate, twice is careless. the tip had to go as the bit that was hanging off to one side was going green and smelt like I had had me finger up a dead badgers arse for a week

so I\'m back to stumpy finger, great for scaring women/children with

stings a bit!

[Edited on 5/6/2005 by mark]

 

[willywetegg]

Sorry to hear that Mark. I bet it \" stings a bit \".

Jim.

 

[Paula]

OUCH
glad to see you laughing about it though, hope the stinging stops soon (maybe a good fishing session will help it dunking it in the salt water )

 

[gogs]

Having had a couple of near misses myself (i use a drag and drop saw) every day at my work,i often think these saws should not be on sale to joe public from diy stores,they are a accident waiting to happen to the inexperienced.on a lighter note at least it will stop you picking your nose mark

 

[Marc]

And here is the evidence to prove it.

Mark has been designing some leaflets for me when a email arrives this morning, Opens it up and can only see the top half of the page but thinks, hey that looks good. Cup of tea in on hand, mouse in the other, starts to scroll down the page, woosh, tea all over the keyboard and monitor.

I\'m sure you can get stuff from the chemists to help you stop biting your nails.

 

[TC]

Drastic acion to get rid of finger print evidence, Mark

 

[mark]

thats nowt, had to hack me legs off with a rusty pirk to get under the wire from guantanamo bay

 

[Marc]

I see the medication is kicking in.... Smirnoff 3 times a day is it.

I know I\'d need it.