Time Machine

DaveyP

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Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barak goes first.

“What will the USA be like in 100 years time”

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out
"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”

David thinks “Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks

“What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
But he's just staring at it.

“Come on David” says Barak, “What does it say”

David replies,

“Blowed if I know ! It's all in Arabic!”
 
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