whatever happened to white dog sh it?

[mark]

as an illustration of my strange mind, I was wondering today whatever happened to white dog poo. It used to be all over the place when I was a lad, haven\'t seen any for years. what did they feed there dogs on??

for those of you willing to experiment, my dog once did blue ones. he ate a whole bag of those funny coloured gog chew/stick like things, and had lovely turquoise/blue poos for days

just thought I\'d share that with you

 

[alan]

How the fu k did you think of that Mark,excellent question though lol
It used to look like White Pudding thats the same as black pudding but white in case some peeps have\'nt heard of it,not sure how it tastes but white pudding is smashing, could well be the same thing...

 

[alan]

White pudding and black pudding look the same,apart from the colour, but don\'t taste the same.
I\'am sure someone on the forum is a butcher and they might tell us what goes into these delights,i think its sh it thats on the floor of the butchers

 

[TC]

\"I was wondering today whatever happened to white dog poo.\"

EU regulations, Mark. White doggydoo was outlawed years ago - policy sneaked in through the back door - what I can\'t figure out though, is how the dogs know about it.

 

[willywetegg]

Lmao Tony. Hey Mark try Blyth beach mate. I am sure you will find some there.

Jim.

 

[alan]

Thats an auld topic Jim,dog crap on the beaches,

 

[John]

I wonder if kids still use it for chalking there names on walls etc LOL

 

[Charlton]

You may laugh at what Tony says about EU law, but it is quite true. To get the Blue Flag beaches have to be clean and therefore councils banned dogs crapping on beaches and also pavements. You now have to scoop the crap up. If you leave dog shit out in the sun i believe this is what causes it to go white, unless somebody has shot all the little gnomes that went round and painted it during the night.

 

[gag1]

Good question that one about white dog poo. was it not banned as being racist ? Another couple of posers for you lot are:
). Considering the number of Chinese people in this country, why dont you ever see a chinese funeral !.
). When you are upstairs on a bus and the bus passes a building with a flat roof, why is there always ONE shoe lying on the roof ?

sad life isnt it

gag1

 

[mark]

Considering the number of Chinese people in this country, why dont you ever see a chinese funeral !.

house special chop suey maybe?????

 

[gag1]

Spot on Mark ! never thought about that possibilty but they must get the ingredients from somewhere !

Cheers.

gag1

 

[alan]

Don\'t knock the Chineese you never see many of them out of work unlike alot of white charvers hanging around the street corners these days,you are always guaranteed a decent super as well.
Canny one about the shoe though gag

 

[mark]

I wonder if kids still use it for chalking there names on walls etc LOL

I remember a lad at school who used to collect \'white stones\'!

I wonder If any one ever told him what they were

 

[Stores]

I wonder if kids still use it for chalking there names on walls etc LOL

I remember a lad at school who used to collect \'white stones\'!

I wonder If any one ever told him what they were

Playing with soldiers in the back lanes with stones for their dens and stones for our weapons we often employed special gas attacks from dog doo especially dried and bleached ones as they spread and hummed on impact. Can\'t remember if I washed my hands before my tea (or when petting the lass)

 

[RobAdair]

I\'m almost sure the white cr*p was due to dogs eating bones, whereas now they are fed on Bakers or Butchers or Chum and not scraps as was the case years ago.
Talking about strange questions though, what do you call a male ballerina?
And why are wrong numbers never engaged?

 

[TC]

Rob,
I doubt if our Yorkie could manage a baker or a butcher, m8 (well, not a whole one anyway)..lol

 

[mark]

... what do you call a male ballerina?
.....

suspicious????