There's many tell tale signs that mackerel have arrived. They go like this:
Tackle shops have no rod and reel combos under £15. They are all gone.
There is no 20lb powerstorm/power flex mono left in tackle shops. 4-6 oz weights disapear too.
Street corners, parks, busstops will be empty, the uk's crime rate actually drops 60%.
Hospital admittance increases by 7.5%.
Morrisons has a special on tinnies, £12 for 24.
In and around piers there's a fragrant smell of freshly brewed ****, with the occasional gorillas finger present.
Winge threads increase on nesa by 400%.
The owners of s.s peir check their insurance. And renew it if nessasary.
Teenage pregnancy increases, "look darling, I caught something, ooo you know what you deserve... Tbc"
Those are just a few of the telltale signs that makky are here. Follows these steps and I will assure you you will catch them.
Thanks , Dean.